The Farm Revolt

NEWS RELEASE: MacDonalds Farm REVOLT

It is now reported that a group of sow pigs, lead by the Alpha Male Hog, have taken control of McDonalds Farm.

The pigs took over the Hen Houses, claiming that they were being discriminated against by being made to live outdoors in filthy conditions and being feed slops “not fit for crocodiles!”

The pigs claim the chickens pens were kept clean, had fresh straw, clean water for drinking and proper food twice daily.
They are now demanding equal living conditions.

Old man Macdonald and his elderly wife were forced to load some personal belongings, along with their cat and 2 dogs, in a farm truck; which they have now driven away to a relations nearby farm.

The Alpha Hog has called a press conference in the barn.

NOW LIVE From The Press Conference as reported by Madalene Crow and Solly Peacock. The Hogg is taking the stand.

“Mr Hogg, this sounds like a book called Animal Farm. Is that where you got the idea to take over Old MacDonald’s?”

“Of course not. I am lead to understand that book was a piece of propaganda dealing with competing political systems.

To begin with Hogs are not taught to read; another example of discrimination. NO educational facilities for the piglets.
Our complaint is about being forced to live in continuous poverty, deprived of the rights given to most farm animals.”

And What Ever happened to the Swine Flu Inoculations we were promised? Swine flu continues to ravage our world.
Pigs are known to be intelligent animals and have been found to be more trainable than dogs or cats. Domestic pigs have made popular house pets in many countries.
WHY SHOULD WE BE TREATED SO BADLY.”

A commotion has started at the entrance to the barn.
The press conference has been interrupted by the arrival of sheriff’s department deputies.

One of the sows is calling out. “Take your hands off me. This is Animal Brutality. I have the right to RSPCA representation.”

“Move along Miss Piggy.”
“MISSUS piggy if you please!”

“Sorry about that – no offence intended.”

The Alpha Hog has knocked a deputy to the ground and stolen his hand gun.

Things are getting a bit ugly here so we have to terminate this report. Signing out. Peacock and the Crow